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His incredible performance on court has made him an overnight star of the NBA, but the speed of Jeremy Lin's rise to fame has also been helped by his name, 
他在球場上令人難以置信的表現，讓他一夕之間成了NBA明星。不過，林書豪成名之快也受助於他的姓名。

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which as Jeanne Moos reports, is a godsend for headline writers.
如同吉妮‧莫斯的報導，他的姓名對於下標題的人來說簡直是天上掉下來的禮物。

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In less than two weeks he went from frugally sleeping under the covers on a teammate's couch to the cover of Sports Illustrated. 
在不到兩週的時間裡，他從一個省錢借隊友沙發舖蓋而睡，搖身登上《運動畫刊》的封面。

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And the three letters of his last name have become everyone's favorite word game.
他的姓的三個字母，也成了大家最喜愛的文字遊戲。

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It's Linexplicable.
實在令人「無法林解」。

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Linsanity.
「林來瘋」。

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My symptoms: Linsomnia and Lintestinal blockage.
我的症狀包括「林以成眠」與「林腸堵塞」。

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Winning has become Linning. Headline writers are finding it thrilLin', and citing divine Lintervention. 
贏球成了「林球」。下標題的人認為他的表現「林人振奮」，誇獎他是「林有神助」。

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Shots like this with half a second left in the game sure look divine. 
像這種在比賽結束前半秒鐘出手的球，看起來確實厲害得像老天爺幫忙。

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The rhymes trip off the lips of announcers. 
播報員押韻也非常順口。

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Lin to the rim!
林上籃！

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Jeremy Lin, cut by two teams, came off the bench and made the hapless New York Knicks winners.
林書豪曾被兩支球隊釋出，從板凳起身上場之後，率領原本運勢不佳的紐約尼克隊贏得了比賽。

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Now Linsanity is inspiring songs. And to top it off, Lin comes across as a really nice guy, a team player.
現在，「林來瘋」成了許多歌曲的靈感來源。不僅如此，林書豪人也很好，是個注重團隊的球員。

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Can you believe this is happening to you?
你能相信這樣的事情正發生在你身上嗎？

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No.
不敢相信。

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He has an economics degree from Harvard and did a parody video telling kids how to get into the Ivy League school.
他擁有哈佛的經濟學學位，曾經拍過一部諧謔影片，教導後輩怎麼樣才進得了常春藤盟校。

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Step one, get glasses. If you already have glasses, get bigger glasses.
第一步，戴上眼鏡。你如果原本就戴了眼鏡，那再找一副更大的眼鏡。

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After Lin was seen doing a multistep handshake that includes cupping the eyes to signify thick nerdy glasses, 
有人看見林書豪做一種步驟繁複的握手儀式，包括雙手圈住眼睛，代表書呆子戴的厚眼鏡，

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a few folks starting Linning, just like those Tebowing photo ops, but focusing on the eyes.
就有幾個人開始「林凝」風潮，就像那些「提波」照一樣，只不過「林凝」的重點放在眼睛上。

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And if all the Lin wordplay and the puns are driving you nuts, 
如果這種種與林書豪有關的文字遊戲及雙關語讓你受不了了，

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too bad -- they're spreading like Linfluenza.
那麼只能說你很不幸——因為這種風潮正如「林行性感冒」一樣廣為散播。

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If you have trouble making up your own, there's the Jeremy Lin Word Generator. 
如果你自己想不出類似的俏皮話，大可使用「林書豪單字產生器」。

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Lin plus insult -- Linsult. Lin plus indestructible -- Lindestructable. Lin plus Ninja -- Linja.
林書豪加上凌辱——「林辱」。林書豪加上牢不可破——「林不可破」。林書豪加上忍者——「林者」。

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Lin himself came up with one.
林書豪自己也想出了一個。

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...Super Lintendo, because I played that growing up.
……超級林天堂，因為我是玩這個長大的。

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Director Spike Lee got positively giddy reciting poetry slamming Lin nicknames to the Wall Street Journal.
導演史派克‧李顯得開心得不得了，對著《華爾街日報》記者朗誦融入林書豪暱稱的打油詩。

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Jeremy, I move so fast, I must be on RitaLin. Jeremy, stop Asian profiLin.
傑若米，動作好快就像服了「利他林」。傑若米，停止「亞洲種族歧視偵查林」。

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Stephen Colbert offered Lin an endorsement deal...
史蒂芬‧科伯向林書豪提出了一份代言合約……

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...of premium Linoleum tile.
……代言頂級「林油布」地氈。

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But Lin prefers the basketball court, where he's become a Linderella story kissed not by a prince...
不過，林書豪比較想待在籃球場上，他的經歷猶如「林杜瑞拉」，只不過他得到的不是王子的吻……

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...we couldn't get a stop.
……我們停不住。

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Jeanne Moos, CNN -- Lint -- New York. Get it?
CNN 吉妮‧莫斯，在紐約帶來「沾林棉絮」的報導。聽得懂嗎？