It's the latest viral sensation. 這是最新造成轟動的病毒式影片，
More than 700,000 clicks on a YouTube video of the German chancellor, Angela Merkel getting showered in beer by a rather unlucky waiter. 有超過七十萬次點閱一段 YouTube 影片，是關於德國總理梅克爾被一個頗倒楣的服務生淋得滿身啤酒。
CNN's Jeanne Moos has the story. 本台記者吉妮‧莫斯帶來以下的報導。
It's one thing when you spill a drink on yourself, or when a basketball star collides with a fan who ends up wearing his coffee, 你把飲料灑在自己身上，或是籃球球星撞上球迷害他滿身咖啡是一回事，
but what are the chances of a waiter dumping beer on the chancellor of Germany -- not one glass or two, but five glasses of beer? 但是服務生把啤酒灑在德國總理身上的機會又有多大呢──還不是一、二杯哦，而是五杯啤酒？
Germany's leader, Angela Merkel, flinched, but barely. 德國領袖梅克爾倒縮了一下，但不明顯，
In fact, her flinch from five beers seemed less pronounced than her cringe that time that President Bush gave her a surprise back rub. 事實上，她因五杯啤酒所受的驚嚇，看起來比布希總統突然從身後揉她肩膀還要輕微。
The German paper Das Bild interviewed the 21-year-old waiter who dumped beer on the chancellor, and he said someone behind him shoved him. 德國報紙《畫報》訪問了把啤酒打翻灑在總理身上的那位二十一歲服務生，他說身後有人撞到他了。
One aid clapped her hands to her face. Another passed a dry jacket down the table. But Chancellor Merkel stayed cool. And the next thing you know, she was toasting. 一位助理雙手摀著臉，另一位則越過桌子遞上乾的外套。但是梅克爾總理保持冷靜，接下來你就看到她在敬酒了。
At the moment he dropped the beer, the waiter says he also dropped a curse word -- dropped it loudly, but the chancellor just grinned at him. 服務生說，他翻倒啤酒時，脫口說了髒話，還非常大聲，但總理只有對他笑笑。
At least he didn't try to clean her up like the guy in the movie Old School. 至少他沒有像電影《重返校園》裡的男生一樣想幫她清理。
Ow! Ow! Jesus. 噢，噢，老天爺。
I, I, I am so sorry. Please, just right... (No. Don't touch. Mitch, really.) Just, uh, I can fix it. 我，我，我真抱歉。請你就……(不，別碰。米契，真的。)只是，呃，我可以處理。
But what's a few glasses when winning football coaches routinely get doused with entire coolers of Gatorade? 贏球的足球教練總是被整桶運動飲料開特力淋濕，幾杯啤酒又算什麼？
The waiter who showered Germany's chancellor told Das Bild he was still reliving the incident in slow motion like that Carlton beer commercial. 弄濕德國總理的服務生告訴《畫報》，他仍不斷在慢動作回顧整件事，就像卡爾頓啤酒的廣告一樣。
For Chancellor Merkel, there are worse things than beer that you could suddenly find dripping down your back. 對梅克爾總理來說，還有比突然發現是啤酒弄濕背部還要糟的東西。
At least when your kid does this to you it isn't cold. 不管怎樣，若你的小孩對你這麼做，那可不會是冰的。