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Imagine this-- people barking and dogs wearing the hairstyles of U.S. reality TV stars.
想像一下，人類汪汪叫，狗兒則是蓄著美國電視實境秀明星的髮型。

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Now it can only mean one thing -- New York's annual dog show is underway at Madison Square Garden.
這只意味著一件事──紐約年度狗展此刻正在麥迪遜花園廣場舉行。

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Jeanne Moos takes us there.
吉妮．莫斯帶我們到狗展現場。

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Fans of Tilly cool her off with a fan as if she's a supermodel.
提麗的粉絲用電扇幫牠降溫，就好像牠是個超級名模。

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It's Westminster,
這是西敏寺狗展，

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the show where poodles show up with their ears wrapped and sheepdogs walk around wearing waders.
會場中有貴賓犬包著耳朵到場，牧羊犬則是穿著防水高筒靴走動。

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The show where humans pre-moisten the dog treats in their own mouths and pick up their pooches by their privates;
在這場狗展中，人類將狗兒的點心先放進自己嘴裡濡濕，捧住狗的私處把他們撐起來，

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the show where your Great Dane pins you to the wall.
還有人被自己養的大丹狗逼到牆邊動彈不得。

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This year, there are six new breeds at Westminster, and many are a mouthful.
今年，西敏寺狗展有六個新品種，很多品種的名字都很拗口。

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The, uh, the Boykin spaniel
那是帕金獵犬。

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South Carolina's state dog.
南卡羅萊納州的州犬。

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There's the redboned coonhound and the bluetick coonhound.
那是紅骨獵浣熊犬，和藍斑獵浣熊犬。

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And there's our favorite name.
還有我們最喜歡的名字。

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The Leonberger.
蘭伯格犬。

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Such a sweet face.
臉長得真可愛。

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And guess what Annie the Leonberger likes.
猜猜看，蘭伯格犬「安妮」喜歡什麼？

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Oh, she loves hamburgers.
她喜歡漢堡。

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Leonberg is actually the town in Germany where the breed was established.
蘭伯格其實是德國小鎮，這種狗就是在那裡培育出來的。

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Among those newly admitted to Westminster, the redboned coonhound has a special quirk.
在那些西敏寺狗展新進的品種中，紅骨獵浣熊犬有個特殊癖好。

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The redboned coonhound has been recorded at 125 barks in a minute.
根據記錄，紅骨獵浣熊犬每分鐘的吠叫次數可達一百二十五次。

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But that's only when chasing raccoons up a tree.
但那只有在追樹上的浣熊時才會如此。

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Could I get one little bark out of Thunder?
我能不能請「雷電」小吠一聲？

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I don't think Thunder's gonna bark for you.
我不認為「雷電」會為妳而吠。

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We know who will.
我們知道誰會為我而吠。

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Mary Bloom is considered the dean of Westminster photographers.
瑪麗‧布魯被認為是西敏寺狗展攝影師中的老前輩。

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She'll do anything to make dogs look at her lens, and they do.
她會盡一切所能讓狗看她的鏡頭，而狗也真的會這麼做。

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Look, look, look, look. Newspaper. You're gonna be in it.
看，看這裡……報紙，你之後會被刊上去哦。

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But if a show dog needs to attract attention, a hairdo might help.
但是如果有隻參賽犬需要吸睛，髮型也許幫得上忙。

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What's the hairstyle called?
這種叫做什麼髮型？

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The Snookie.
叫做「史努基」（註）。

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Ersey Shore meets hoitie-toitie Westminster show dog.
《Jersey Shore 班咖日記》來見見神氣的西敏寺參賽犬吧。

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It only took an hour to get Stormy here all dolled up.
只花了一個小時就把「風暴」這隻狗打扮得花枝招展了。

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I take an hour and I don't anywhere near that good.
我花一小時打扮看起來比牠還差得遠哩。