Imagine this-- people barking and dogs wearing the hairstyles of U.S. reality TV stars. 想像一下，人類汪汪叫，狗兒則是蓄著美國電視實境秀明星的髮型。
Now it can only mean one thing -- New York's annual dog show is underway at Madison Square Garden. 這只意味著一件事──紐約年度狗展此刻正在麥迪遜花園廣場舉行。
Jeanne Moos takes us there. 吉妮．莫斯帶我們到狗展現場。
Fans of Tilly cool her off with a fan as if she's a supermodel. 提麗的粉絲用電扇幫牠降溫，就好像牠是個超級名模。
It's Westminster, 這是西敏寺狗展，
the show where poodles show up with their ears wrapped and sheepdogs walk around wearing waders. 會場中有貴賓犬包著耳朵到場，牧羊犬則是穿著防水高筒靴走動。
The show where humans pre-moisten the dog treats in their own mouths and pick up their pooches by their privates; 在這場狗展中，人類將狗兒的點心先放進自己嘴裡濡濕，捧住狗的私處把他們撐起來，
the show where your Great Dane pins you to the wall. 還有人被自己養的大丹狗逼到牆邊動彈不得。
This year, there are six new breeds at Westminster, and many are a mouthful. 今年，西敏寺狗展有六個新品種，很多品種的名字都很拗口。
The, uh, the Boykin spaniel 那是帕金獵犬。
South Carolina's state dog. 南卡羅萊納州的州犬。
There's the redboned coonhound and the bluetick coonhound. 那是紅骨獵浣熊犬，和藍斑獵浣熊犬。
And there's our favorite name. 還有我們最喜歡的名字。
The Leonberger. 蘭伯格犬。
Such a sweet face. 臉長得真可愛。
And guess what Annie the Leonberger likes. 猜猜看，蘭伯格犬「安妮」喜歡什麼？
Oh, she loves hamburgers. 她喜歡漢堡。
Leonberg is actually the town in Germany where the breed was established. 蘭伯格其實是德國小鎮，這種狗就是在那裡培育出來的。
Among those newly admitted to Westminster, the redboned coonhound has a special quirk. 在那些西敏寺狗展新進的品種中，紅骨獵浣熊犬有個特殊癖好。
The redboned coonhound has been recorded at 125 barks in a minute. 根據記錄，紅骨獵浣熊犬每分鐘的吠叫次數可達一百二十五次。
But that's only when chasing raccoons up a tree. 但那只有在追樹上的浣熊時才會如此。
Could I get one little bark out of Thunder? 我能不能請「雷電」小吠一聲？
I don't think Thunder's gonna bark for you. 我不認為「雷電」會為妳而吠。
We know who will. 我們知道誰會為我而吠。
Mary Bloom is considered the dean of Westminster photographers. 瑪麗‧布魯被認為是西敏寺狗展攝影師中的老前輩。
She'll do anything to make dogs look at her lens, and they do. 她會盡一切所能讓狗看她的鏡頭，而狗也真的會這麼做。
Look, look, look, look. Newspaper. You're gonna be in it. 看，看這裡……報紙，你之後會被刊上去哦。
But if a show dog needs to attract attention, a hairdo might help. 但是如果有隻參賽犬需要吸睛，髮型也許幫得上忙。
What's the hairstyle called? 這種叫做什麼髮型？
The Snookie. 叫做「史努基」（註）。
Ersey Shore meets hoitie-toitie Westminster show dog. 《Jersey Shore 班咖日記》來見見神氣的西敏寺參賽犬吧。
It only took an hour to get Stormy here all dolled up. 只花了一個小時就把「風暴」這隻狗打扮得花枝招展了。
I take an hour and I don't anywhere near that good. 我花一小時打扮看起來比牠還差得遠哩。