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As BuzzFeed has shown us, anything with a number and a list, it gets our attention these days.
如同 BuzzFeed 網站所顯示的，在當今這個年代，任何東西只要加上數字，編成一份清單，就會引起我們的注意。

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Now, CNN's Jeanne Moos has her own list of her favorite lists.
本台的吉妮．莫斯也針對她最喜歡的各種清單列了一份清單。

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'Tis the season to be listing from the 23 most breathtaking science photos of 2013 to the nine social media hoaxes you fell for,
這是列清單的季節，從二○一三年最令人嘆為觀止的二十三張科學照片，到讓你上當的九項社群媒體惡作劇，

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like the twerking girl pretending to set herself on fire video circulated by Jimmy Kimmel.
就像吉米．金摩散播的那個那段影片，裡面那位跳扭臀舞的女孩造假，讓自己著火了。

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We should be screaming from all these lists.
這些清單實在令人抓狂。

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Still, how can you resist the 21 most cringe-worthy TV news moments?
儘管如此，你怎麼抗拒得了二十一個最令人不忍卒睹的電視新聞片段？

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What is wrong with you?
你有什麼毛病？

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Good night, Lawrence!
晚安，勞倫斯！

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Usually we try to escape ads, but not the ones that make it on to a year-ender list.
我們通常不想看廣告，但被納入年終清單的廣告可是另一回事。

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You can ship your pants right here.
在這兒買褲子，我們就直接送到你家。

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You hear that? I can ship my pants for free.
你有沒有聽到？褲子可以免費送到家耶。

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Any excuse for a list will do.
要列清單，隨便找什麼理由都可以。

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The 28 most ridiculous celebrity face mashes.
二十八個最荒謬的名人臉部結合肖像，

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Combine Sarah Palin and Honey Boo Boo, Kim Kardashian and Chris Christie.
把莎拉．裴琳和甜心寶貝的臉結合起來，還有金．卡戴珊和克里斯．克里斯帝。

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And what's with the random numbers? Why 32?
那些隨意設定的數字又是怎麼回事？為什麼是三十二？

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Remember the days when a list was something on paper that you took to the grocery store?
還記得以前清單原本是寫在紙上，讓你帶去雜貨店看要買哪些東西的日子嗎？

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Now instead of bread and milk, there are even lists listing the best lists.
現在，清單不是用來列出要買麵包和牛奶了，甚至還有列出最佳清單的清單。

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Jonathan Mann, known as YouTube's Song-a-Day man, is singing his list of top viral videos.
強納森．曼恩是 YouTube 上知名的一日一曲那個人，他針對自己最喜歡的網路暴紅影片也唱了一份清單。

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But the video that gets his goat ...
但惹惱了他的影片……

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With lists ranging from the top 10 Miley moments, to the top 10 Harlem shakes,
這些清單包括麥莉的十大經典時刻乃至十大哈林搖。

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it's hard to pick a clip of the year, but Jimmy Kimmel tried.
要挑出一個年度影片實在很難，不過吉米．金摩試著挑了。

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Monkey in a snowsuit!
猴子穿防雪裝！

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Alas, monkey in a snowsuit didn't win. Scared boss did.
老天，猴子穿防雪裝的影片沒有得到第一名。第一名是被嚇到的老闆。

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And as the scared boss came on the show to accept the award ...
接著，那名被嚇到的老闆來到節目上領獎……

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... Jake Dell, J.T. Jumonville ... Ah!
……傑克．戴爾、J.T.．朱蒙維爾……啊！

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It's been a crazy year, but if you think it's been crazy for you,
這是瘋狂的一年，但你如果覺得自己這一年過得很瘋狂，

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wait 'til you see how nuts it was for the amorous cows that made it to number one on the Craziest Dash Cam Videos.
等你看了「最瘋狂的行車記錄器影片」得第一名的那些發情的牛隻有多瘋狂再說。

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Holy cow. Not only were they not hurt, the male was ready for more romance.
真牛啊！牠們不但沒有受傷，而且那頭公牛還打算繼續求歡。

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She's definitely at the top of his list.
那頭母牛肯定是牠心目中的第一名。

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Jeanne Moos, CNN, New York.
吉妮．莫斯，CNN 來自紐約的報導。